Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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