I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
