I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
