Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The air was thick with penises
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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