i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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