There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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