somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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