Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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