Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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