in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
and you fell through a lawn chair
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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