I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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