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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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