kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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