She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
