I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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