Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
4 words: hood of his car
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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