Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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