How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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