But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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