I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize