Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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