did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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