Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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