I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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