i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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