I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize