My room smells like vodka and shame
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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