What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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