what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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