shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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