Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
false alarm, still single
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