You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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