One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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