Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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