Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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