is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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