dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
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he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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