Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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