Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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