we're chasing vodka with high fives
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Let's get the cat blown out
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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