she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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