just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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