question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
handjob tips. give me some.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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