it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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