Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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