State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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