No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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