hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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