you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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