question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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