it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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