I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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