i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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