Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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