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It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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